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Lessons Learned and My New Palm Pilot !!!!!!



My New Palm Pilot .. Keeps me Organized !!!



1.....Don't eat large blocks of solid chocolate if you have a permanent retainer in your mouth...particularly immediately after meeting with a personal trainer, or you will be fighting karma and the laws of physics!

2.....With any medical procedure, it's best to get the most current information and not rely on information from when you were in 2nd grade.

3....Digging holes for gardening is good; digging holes because you don't know how to give your G/F ... B/F a compliment is not.

4.....If your relationship is secure, your G/F ... B/F...should be able to handle being told that you consider another human being physically attractive.

5..... Long trips give perspective to short trips, although even a short trip with whining may feel like a long trip.

6.....Sign up for Donkey of the Week by calling 1-800-ASS-WEEK.

7.....Even Polish food tastes better with chopsticks.

8.....Heed the warning on the treadmill that encourages you to rest your feet on the side of the platform when first turning it on

9.....Turkey bologna does not belong in chandeliers no matter what your 16 old tells you

10...Yes there really are rules about Valentine's Day in preschool

11....Even with all the sex in movies, music videos and music, a naked blow up doll still has the power to shock your neighbors

12.....Who knew that one bag of tater tots could lead to so many questions

13.....A burrito is NOT a sandwich

14.....Bribery pays off

15.....Rice makes a mess. Play with it at someone else’s home

16.....Ant farms, whether real or virtual, can be an entertaining diversion

17.....One thing that every parent fears is a bizarre adult sneaking around a preschool parking lot. One thing that every parent will probably be at one time or another is a bizarre adult sneaking around a preschool parking lot

18......Public Singing May be Required

19.....And last but not least ..... At the beach Swim diapers do not absorb pee

Spoiled??? NO WAY !!

• THE SPOILED UNDER-40 CROWD!!!


• When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were when they were growing up; what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning ... uphill BOTH ways


• yadda, yadda, yadda


• And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it! But now that I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today. You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia! And I hate to say it but you kids today you don't know how good you've got it!


• I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalog!!


• There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter ...with a pen! Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox and it would take like a week to get there!


• There were no MP3's or Napsters! You wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the damn record store and shoplift it yourself! Or you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ'd usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up!


• We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called they got a busy signal, that's it! And we didn't have fancy Caller ID Boxes either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school, your mom, your boss, your bookie, your drug dealer, a collections agent, you just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!


• We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation video games w ith high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like 'Space Invaders' and 'asteroids'. Your guy was a little square! You actually had to use your imagination!! And there were no multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen forever! And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE!


• When you went to the movie theater there no such thing as stadium seating! All the seats were the same height! If a tall guy or some old broad with a hat sat in front of you and you couldn't see, you were just screwed!


• Sure, we had cable television, but back then that was only like 15 channels and there was no on screen menu and no remote control! You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off your ass and walk over to the TV to cha nge the channel and there was no Cartoon Network either! You cou ld only get cartoons on Saturday Morning. Do you hear what I'm saying!?! We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little rat-bastards!


• And we didn't have microwaves, if we wanted to heat something up we had to use the stove or go build a frigging fire .. imagine that! If we wanted popcorn, we had to use that stupid Jiffy Pop thing and shake it over the stove forever like an idiot.


• That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too easy. You're spoiled. You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1960!


• Regards,


• The over 40 Crowd

Yes You Saw it here First ........ The First Ginnie Pigs olympics ......

Home: Aliso Viejo, California ... Born in Miami Flordia .. But grew up on the beaches of Cal ...

Southern Calif Auto Dealer ...

My Pastimes ... Exotic Cars .. Travel, Music .. Sea Doo's, Dancing , and believe it or not I'm a suviour fan & American Idol.... got into it a few years ago .. about the only TV I watch ...

Love good food .. and martini's ( prime Rib my fav )now for the good stuff .........

" What I've Learned "Section..

I've learned Everyone is gifted Some of us just open the package sooner ....

. I've Learned That you don't have to change friends if we understand " friends Change " ........

I've Learned .. That you cannot make Someone Love you .. All you can do is be someone who can be loved .. the rest is up to them .........

I've Learned ..That Reguardless how hot and steamy a relationship is at first ...the passion dies and there better be alot more to take its place .....

I've Learned .. My best friend and I can do anything or nothing and still have thebest of times ..

..And Finally ...... I've learned It takes a long time to become the person I want to be....

Father to a !6 year old buy, one spoiled lazy cat 3 turtle doves, 2 humming birds and a partridge in a pear tree < gasp >

Oh an BTW .... The Names Jim
Favorite Saying !!

God Made Mud ..God Made Dirt...God Made Men so girls can Flirt "

and " COMPOST " happens

I Believe in Dragons, Beautiful women and " other " fantasy creatures .......

Hate Drama !!!!!!!!!

Where I like To hang out when I get bored ot can't seem to win a game ... Great to have Dual Citizenship and grat people on both sites ..


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