Title: Dear LuvSnow...
Tags: Friends, Dinner, Invitation, Snow,
Blog Entry: Dear LuvSnow, I must say I am very upset and disappointed. Although, you sent me an invitation to your meat loaf dinner last night, you neglected to tell ME the time. You obviously put the time on everyone else's invitation because even KiwiBarb came from New Zealand. With the time differences in our geographical locations, by the time I arrived it was over. The snow was so deep that I couldn't make it up the driveway. I did however notice all the tire tracks, foot prints, monkey prints, hoof prints and nana peels left behind. It was obvious GeneologyGal brought a calf from the farm! Did you say that TaffyCat came? You must know how she rambles on so when she feels well? And I suppose Love2bgram talked incisively about women using a public restrooms? At that point, I know Vespertine must have spoke up about how difficult it is for woman to go to the bathroom while they are camping? It doesn't take much to get them sarted. Did that foolish MonkeyButt talk about the nana peeler? And the zipper machine? Well I'd like to peel that Monkey and zip up her mouth!!! IslandBoomer probably drank too much all the while complaining about how cold it was. Well, all I had to eat last night was a dried up burger, from the drive thru, that I ate while driving home in all that snow. I bet there's a lot of food left over from the dinner. Therefore, I think after you grossly messed up MY invitation that you should send me a PLATTER of food. No nanas please. So glad to hear you had such a good time last night! I hope you have an even better time today cleaning up monkey & cow dung, as well as all those banana peels. Smiles and blessings... Hugs, peanut
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