Title: 2012 Interviews with President McCain / President Obama
Tags: humor, funny, McCain, Obama
Blog Entry: Found this post this morning and thoroughly enjoyed it. Start your day off with a laugh! In part: The Interview With President McCain, 2012 Full Interview Vice President SARAH PALIN enters, wearing a pantsuit, one of those camouflage hunting caps, (the ones with the ear-flaps), and a clearly homemade sash that reads “Vice President.” She puts her hands on her hips and tilts her head to the side. Like a hockey mom, I guess. PALIN: You boys weren’t gonna start this interview without little old me , were you? McCAIN: ( Quietly. ) We were certainly going to try. PALIN: Mr. O’Brien, I’m sorry I’m late. I told John-John – I call him “John-John”— McCAIN: She sure does. Every day . PALIN: … to come wake me up from my nap but he’s so forgetful that I guess it just slipped his mind. Things like that are always slipping his mind. That’s why I call him The Slipster . DOB: I thought it was John-John. McCAIN: Do you need a drink? I need a drink, I’m- I’m gonna pour myself a drink. Full Interview President Barack Obama goes on television to address the nation, on average, six times a day. While President Obama is certainly visible to the point of aggravation, he’s (shockingly) given very few interviews. Since Cracked.com is now the only reliable source of news in America, and since I am Cracked’s Senior Political Correspondent, President Obama has been kind enough to skip his post-Brunch State of the Union address to sit down with me for this very rare interview. I enter the Oval Office, and he is seated while an artist diligently paints his portrait. OBAMA: It is my most sincere wish that we not resort to physical conflict. But, if war cannot be avoided, we will meet them on the battlefield. The Battlefield of Justice. Our weapons will be freedom. Our bullets: Hope. DOB: …OK, to clarify, are you planning on having any real weapons with functioning bullets, or are you going to attempt to literally load rifles up with “hope,” somehow? OBAMA: I…I’m not sure- DOB: I only ask because, in 2009, when our economy was crumbling, you went on TV and assured the American people that you were going to be building a “Bridge to Hope.” OBAMA: I swore to the American people that I would create a Bridge to Hope built on the Foundation of Truth. My approval rating skyrocketed. DOB: Right, I remember, it was a very moving speech, and everyone loved it. And…and then we realized that you weren’t speaking figuratively, and you’d actually started construction on a literal bridge. And that’s kind of why I was wondering if you were going to invest in real bullets or just sort of load our guns up with hope. Because, I mean, most of the taxpayer’s money is still tied up in building your retarded bridge. ===================== This is such a riot and you have got to read this !
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