I was at my physician's office last week and as usual they placed me in a room about as big as the interior of my first car (1947 Ford Sedan) for the wait for the physician that seems to last for hours.
I could hear into the next room and heard them place somebody inside and tell them, "the Doctor will be with you soon, but I need to get a medical history first". I heard the nurse asking the usual questions, have you had this and on and on.
From the patient's voice I could tell he was an older man and was having a difficult time hearing, so the nurse increased the volume and continued.
I then heard the nurse ask, "are you still sexually active?" and heard his reply, "wait a minute", heard the treatment room door open and he loudly ask his wife who was seated in the waiting room, "they want to know if we have sex?"
I then heard his wife reply loudly, "no, we only have Medicare and Social Security".
Tags: Life