Preacher's wife pregnant again. Grandma gets it right...
The pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood
before the congregation and asked for a raise.? After much discussion,
they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so
wouldhis paycheck.
After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the
congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's
expanding salary. A great deal of yelling and inner bickering ensued, as
to how much the clergyman's additional children were costing the church,
and how much more it could potentially cost.
After listening to them for about an hour, the pastor
rose from his chair and spoke, 'Children are a gift from God, and we
will take as many gifts as He gives us.
Silence fell on the congregation. In the back pew, a
little old lady struggled to stand, and finally said in her frail voice,
'Rain is also a gift from God, but when we get too much of it, we wear
rubbers.'
The entire congregation said, 'Amen.'
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