All I need to know about life I learned from my Dog
If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you will get what you want
Be direct with people;
Let them know exactly how you feel, by piddling on their shoes
Be aware of when to hold your tongue, and when to use it
Leave room in your schedule, for a good nap
Always give people a friendly greeting; a cold nose on a bare part of flesh is very effective
Don't go out without I.D.
When you do something wrong, always take responsibility for your action
Just as soon as your dragged out from under the bed
If it's not wet and sloppy, then it's not a real kiss
When you go out into the world
Take time to smell the Roses and the Grass, Trees, Lamposts, Street, and not forgetting the Fire Hydrants
Tags: Hamish
