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May 27 2008, 8:13 pm - Replied by: Oldredneck

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Some people
try to turn back their odometers.
Not me!
I want people to know 'why'
I look this way.

I've traveled a long way
and some of the roads weren't paved.

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When you are dissatisfied
and would like to go back to youth,
think of Algebra.

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You know you are getting old when
everything either dries up or leaks.

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LIBERA NOS O DOMINE ~ DELIVER US O LORD !
May 27 2008, 8:15 pm - Replied by: Oldredneck

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LIBERA NOS O DOMINE ~ DELIVER US O LORD !
May 27 2008, 8:21 pm - Replied by: sgrannylove

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I agree, but I suppose it is a security issue, so that no oone else can delete a post.


This couple were about to celebrate their 100th birthday and were planning a trip abroad.


They decided to get a physical before leaving. They go to the doctors office  and the wife is called in first. The doctor gives her a complete check up. Checks her heart, lungs and blood pressure. the doctor asks her if she has any questions or concerns. She replies no I feel fine.


Now the doctor is examining her husband. He gives him a complete exam. Checks his heart, lungs and blood pressure. After telling the man that he is in fine shape for his age he asks tha man if he has any questions or concerns. The man thinking for a minute says well yes I do have one concern. One time when we were having sex I got soooo COLD it took me sometime to warm up then the next time I got so HOT it took me sometime to get cool. Do you have any answer why that would happen to me? The doctor thinking decided to talk to the wife. He told her of her husbands concern. She started to laugh well that old coot. The first time was in the middle of the winter and the second time was in the middle of the summer. ÿ ÿ Ö Ö
O Jehovah, why have my adversaries become many?—Ps. 3:1.
“The heart of the men of Israel has come to be behind Absalom,” says a messenger. (2 Sam. 15:13) Wondering how Absalom has been able to marshal such support, David asks the above question. Many Israelites think that Jehovah will not deliver David from calamity at the hands of Absalom and his cohorts. But David is confident because he has implicit trust in God. He sings: “Yet you, O Jehovah, are a shield about me, my glory and the One lifting up my head.” (Ps. 3:3) David is sure that Jehovah will protect him just as a shield protects a soldier. Yes, the aging king is fleeing, his head covered and bent down in humiliation. But the Most High will change David’s condition to one of glory. Jehovah will enable him to stand erect, to raise his head and hold it high once again. David calls out with confidence that God will answer him. Do you display such trust in Jehovah?
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