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Let's Stop and Smile a while :))
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MENTAL HOSPITAL PHONE MENU
Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital .
Please select from the following options menu:
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. Our operators are too busy to talk with you.
If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.
This coming week is National Mental Health Care week.
You can do your part by remembering to contact at least one unstable person to show you care. Well, my job is done.....Your turn.
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The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that
they can grow separately without growing apart.
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Apr 18 2008, 2:27 pm - Replied by: Sharon
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LOL, Oh I do have days like that...
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Apr 19 2008, 12:56 am - Replied by: aprilrose
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thanks sharon!. i smile when i read this over again.
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Sharon wrote:
LOL, Oh I do have days like that...
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The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that
they can grow separately without growing apart.
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Apr 19 2008, 10:34 am - Replied by: pypysanky
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Was going to call my friend and tell her about this post, but never got past pressing "1"...
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Joy to you always!
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Apr 20 2008, 4:28 pm - Replied by: cpatton
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Crystal 
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I tried pressing 3, 4, 5 and 6, but
YOU DID NOT! You pressed 2, then
She did, too! I saw! Idiots, all of you!
Well at least we're not all fat!
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"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." - Robert A. Heinlein
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Does it work in reverse south of the equator?...bigaloscar
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bigaloscar 
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LOL!!! that's really funny!
thanks for your time!
have a nice weekend!
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pypysanky wrote:
Was going to call my friend and tell her about this post, but never got past pressing "1"...
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The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that
they can grow separately without growing apart.
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oooops, be careful you might dial 911 and forgot to hung up :0
thanks for your time!
have a nice weekend!
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The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that
they can grow separately without growing apart.
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hehe, i pressed all the buttons with my ten fingers :))
thanks for your time!
have a nice weekend!
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BaileysGirl wrote:
I tried pressing 3, 4, 5 and 6, but
YOU DID NOT! You pressed 2, then
She did, too! I saw! Idiots, all of you!
Well at least we're not all fat!
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The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that
they can grow separately without growing apart.
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hmmm, let me think....
thanks for your time!
have a nice weekend!
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bigaloscar wrote:
Does it work in reverse south of the equator?...bigaloscar
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The most beautiful discovery true friends make is that
they can grow separately without growing apart.
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