A little old lady had to go to a gynecologist. Her husband took her to the doctor's office and waited in the waiting room.

When the old lady was settled in the examining room, the doctor asked, "Are you sexually active?" "Just a minute," the woman replied, looking rather confused and starting to head for the door. "I'll ask my husband."

"No, no," said the doctor. "Let me put it another way. Do you and your husband still have intercourse?"

"I'll ask my husband," the woman said, jumping up from her chair and heading down the hall. She opened the door into the waiting room and hollered, "George, do we still have intercourse?"

Her huband snorted in exasperation and hollered beck, "How many times do I have to tell you, Martha? We still have BLUE CROSS!"