Kick back, relax, take it easy...
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Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Life of Brian, Meaning of Life, A Fish Called Wanda, Yellowbeard, The Adventures of Baron Munchhausen, Brazil, Time Bandits, Airplane, Airplane II, The Naked Gun films, Hot Shots 1-2, Kentucky Fried Movie, UHF, The Producers (1968 and 2005), Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, High Anxiety, History of the World, Part One, Spaceballs, The Princess Bride, Harvey, Caveman, It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, The Pink Panther films, S.O.B., Victor/Victoria, Roxanne, Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, The Man with Two Brains, All of Me, The Jerk, The Austin Powers films, Murder By Death, Clue, A Polish Vampire in Burbank, Curse of the Queer Wolf, Nudist Colony of the Dead, Deathrow Game Show, That Thing You Do!, A Hard Day's Night, Help!, Yellow Submarine, The Monkees "Head", The Big Chill...
Star Wars (4-5-6), Star Trek (2-3-4), Ghostbusters, Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, Beetlejuice, Back to the Future 1-3, Galaxy Quest, The Abyss, John Carpenter's Halloween, The Fog (1980), Escape from New York, Interview with the Vampire, Queen of the Damned, Silence of the Lambs, Legend, The Last Starfighter, Cool World, Alien, Aliens, Terminator, Terminator II, Superman I and II (only), Batman (1966), Batman (1989), Batman Returns, The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen, The X-Men films, Spiderman, Iron Man, Thor, Captain America, Marvel's Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy, The James Bond films, In Like Flint, Our Man Flint, Dean Martin's Matt Helm films, Brendan Fraser's Mummy films, The Scorpion King, The Pirates of the Carribean films...
Classic films like The Day the Earth Stood Still, Forbidden Planet, War of the Worlds, Robinson Crusoe on Mars, Dracula, Frankenstein, The Wolfman, The Mummy, Creature from the Black Lagoon, The Marx Brothers films, The Three Stooges films and shorts, any film by Jimmy Stewart or Cary Grant, Arsenic and Old Lace, Harvey, The Man Who Came to Dinner, Topper, Hitchcock films like Psycho, The Birds, etc. (just added this list; I’m sure I’ll think of a bunch more later!)…
The Wizard of Oz, Mary Poppins, Peter Pan (starring Mary Martin), Who Framed Roger Rabbit, The Neverending Story, Return to Oz, Zathura, Shark Boy and Lava Girl, Sky High, Zoom, the Harry Potter films, The Chronicles of Narnia, The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, Oz the Great and Powerful...
The classic Disney animated films (from Snow White to Aladdin), Shrek 1-4, Ice Age 1-3, Finding Nemo, The Incredibles, Robots, Monsters Inc., Up, Hotel Transylvania, Monster House, Despicable Me 1-2, Minions, Rise of the Guardians, The Polar Express, Mister Magoo's Christmas Carol...
Torch Song Trilogy, Trick, Parting Glances, Billy's Hollywood Screen Kiss, Jeffrey, In and Out, Adam and Steve, Love! Valour! Compassion!, Making Love, Kiss Me Guido, Outrageous!, Boy Culture, You Have to Meet My Son, Rocky Horror Picture Show.
DOCTOR WHO (both classic and modern), Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Avengers, The Prisoner, The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson, The Muppet Show, Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In, Police Squad, Saturday Night Live (75-80), The Red Skelton Show, The Danny Kaye Show, The Dean Martin Show, The Carol Burnett Show, Sonny and Cher Comedy Hour, The Monkees, Batman (1st 2 seasons), Star Trek, Space 1999, Hollywood, Squares, The Match Game, loads of sitcoms from the 60's, 70's, and 80's, M*A*S*H, Soap, Mork & Mindy, Married with Children, The Cosby Show, Cheers, Night Court, Friends, Frazier, Seinfeld, Will and Grace, Queer as Folk, Sherlock Holmes (starring Jeremy Brett), Nero Wolfe (starring Maury Chaykin), Lovejoy, The Pretender, Columbo, Kojak, Magnum P.I., Hawaii Five-O, Mission: Impossible, Mannix, The Man from U.N.C.L.E., Ironside, Dallas, Knots Landing, Falcon Crest, Dynasty, Dark Shadows (the 60's original), Kolchak the Nightstalker, The X-Files, Twin Peaks, Alien Nation...
Tom and Jerry, Rocky and Bullwinkle, Underdog, Cool McCool, Space Ghost (the Original!), Looney Tunes (Bugs Bunny & Friends), Road Runner, The Flintstones, The Jetsons, Quick-Draw McGraw, Huckleberry Hound, The Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, American Dad, The Cleveland Show, South Park, Ren and Stimpy, Animaniacs, Teen Titans, Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends, Powerpuff Girls, Samurai Jack, Robot Chicken, The Venture Brothers, Archer...
Mystery Science Theater 3000, The Kids in the Hall, Arrested Development, Eureka, Warehouse 13, Rome, Mind of Mencia, Heroes, The Dresden Files, Smallville, Supernatural, White Collar, Burn Notice, Rizzoli & Isles, Grimm, Once Upon a Time, Revenge, The Glades, Longmire, Bones, The Mentalist, Castle, Arrow, the New Hawaii Five-O, the New Dallas, Sullivan and Son, Ancient Aliens, The Tomorrow People (2013), Almost Human, Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., The Flash (2014), Gotham, Supergirl, DC's Legends of Tomorrow, Lethal Weapon (2016)...
Sherlock, Torchwood, The Sarah Jane Adventures, The Graham Norton Show, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Fawlty Towers, The Vicar of Dibley, Red Dwarf, Are You Being Served?, Last of the Summer Wine, As Time Goes By... and of course, AB-FAB Sweetie Darlings!!!
The Beatles, Pink Floyd, King Crimson, Yes, Can, Santana, Led Zeppelin, Wishbone Ash, Deep Purple, Black Sabbath, The Rolling Stones, Cream, Uriah Heep, Foghat, Klaatu, ZZ Top, Emerson, Lake & Palmer, Electric Light Orchestra, Aerosmith, Bad Company, T-Rex, Hawkwind, Kraftwerk, The Monkees, Creedence Clearwater Revival, The Allman Brothers Band, Godley and Creme, Queen, The Bee Gees, 10cc, The Beach Boys, Fleetwood Mac, Styx, REO Speedwagon, Eric Clapton, Jeff Beck, Tommy Bolin, Robin Trower, Rory Gallagher, Pat Travers, Steve Winwood, Syd Barrett, Peter Frampton, Janis Joplin, Tina Turner...
Hall and Oates, Eddie Money, Van Halen, Foreigner, Pablo Cruise, The Police, Robert Palmer, The Alan Parsons Project, UK, Asia, The Cars, Dire Straits, The Brian Setzer Orchestra, The Traveling Wilburys, The Thompson Twins, Eurythmics, The Pretenders, Blondie, Tears For Fears, Bryan Adams, Billy Idol, Cyndi Lauper, Melissa Etheridge, The B-52's, Scissor Sisters...
Shawn Phillips, James Taylor, Neil Young, Dan Fogelberg, Jim Croce, Jackson Browne, Elton John, Sting, Billy Joel, Al Stewart, Stephen Bishop, Jon Secada, Cat Stevens, Rod Stewart, Chris Isaak, John Denver, Rufus Wainwright, Ian Hunter, Nils Lofgren, Simon and Garfunkel, America, The Eagles, Crosby, Stills, and Nash, Peter, Paul & Mary, The Carpenters, Joni Mitchell, Melanie Safka, Carly Simon, Carole King, k.d. lang, Bonnie Raitt, Cher...
The Pat Metheny Group, Lambert, Hendricks and Ross, Jean-Luc Ponty, Al DiMeola, Spyro Gyra, Tim Weisberg, Passport, John McLaughlin, Mahavishnu Orchestra, Weather Report, Dave Koz, Jeff Lorber, Steve Khan, Larry Coryell, Al Jarreau, Deodato, Shakti, Bob James, Tangerine Dream, Vangelis...
And indie artists like Secret Saucer, Lunar Vibe, Estas Tonne, Steve Grand, Tom Goss, Eli Lieb, Matt Fishel, Chris Salvatore, Liz Abbott, David Celia, Adrian Rhen, Tim Halperin, Mikey Wax.
George Carlin, Steve Martin, Lily Tomlin, Richard Pryor, Robin Williams, Steven Wright, Gallagher, Jerry Seinfeld, Drew Carey, Louie Anderson, Rita Rudner, Judy Tenuda, Ellen DeGeneres, Sam Kinison, Bob Nelson, Weird Al Yankovic…
Victor Borge, Phyllis Diller, Rodney Dangerfield, Jonathan Winters, Jack Benny, George Burns, Milton Berle, Sid Caesar, Imogene Coca, Carl Reiner, Bob Hope, Bob Newhart, Don Rickles, Buddy Hackett, Jerry Lewis, Tom Lehrer, Spike Jones, Shelley Berman, Stan Freberg, Bill Cosby, Flip Wilson, David Steinberg, Rowan and Martin, Foster Brooks…
Dane Cook, Lewis Black, Gabriel Iglesias, Jeff Dunham, Carlos Mencia, Mitch Hedberg, Stephen Lynch, John Pinette, Demetri Martin, Jay Mohr, Ron White, Dat Phan, Ralphie May, Chris Hardwick, Daniel Tosh, Rocky LaPorte, Ben Bailey, Sebastian Maniscalo, Christopher Titus, Pete Lee, Steve Byrne, Anthony Jeselnik, John Mulaney, Paul F. Tompkins, Ron Funches, Flula Borg, Chris D'Elia.
Clifford D.Simak, Theodore Sturgeon, Ray Bradbury, Robert Lynn Asprin, Larry Niven, Roger Zelazny, Harry Harrison, Ursula LeGuin, Anne McCaffrey, Spider Robinson, Douglas Adams' "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" series…
Lewis Carroll, J.R.R. Tolkien, L. Frank Baum, P.L. Travers, C.S. Lewis, Thorne Smith, Piers Anthony, Anne Rice, J.K. Rowling’s Harry Potter series…
Rex Stout's Nero Wolfe mysteries, Sherlock Holmes, Donald Hamilton, Ian Fleming, Dorothy L. Sayers, Lillian Jackson Braun, Dean James…
Armisted Maupin's "Tales of the City" series, Graham Chapman's "A Liar's Autobiography," Oscar Wilde, Augusten Burroughs, Leigh Rutledge… Carlos Casteneda, Zecharia Sitchin, Erich Von Daniken…
Also: Peanuts, The Wizard of Id, B.C., The Far Side, Calvin and Hobbes.
Al Hirschfeld, Bill Watterson, Charles Schultz, Johnny Hart, Gary Larson, Don Martin, Sergio Aragones…
Dave Sim, Curt Swan, Steve Ditko, Jack Kirby, Marshall Rogers, Steve Rude, George Perez, John Byrne, P. Craig Russell, Joe Phillips, Eric Shanower…
The Brothers Hildebrandt, Boris Vallejo, Roger Dean, Andy Warhol, Leonardo Da Vinci, and Michelangelo (the artist, not the Mutant Ninja Turtle).
Purple, sometimes Red, occasionally Blue, Green once in a while, Yellow in the summer, Orange at Halloween, Black when I'm on the prowl, and White when I'm feeling saintly.
But mainly Purple.
Purple is such a giveaway!
And now, my favorite "awww" moment:
Pop Tarts, “the fifth food group.” And Veggies and Pasta. Tuna and Turkey. No red meat. Definitely no Pork! (Not good for you!) [[What?... and Pop Tarts ARE good for you?!]] You stay outta this! [[Yeah, right!]] Okay, now look, mister… [[What about fresh fruit?]] I was getting there… if certain people would stop interrupting! [[Well, excuuuuse meeee!]] *Ahem* Fresh fruit, and various cheeses… [[I’m hungry now!]] Shut up!!
Oh, and COOKIES... AHAHAWWHAAHHW!! (That's the best Cookie Monster I can do on paper... er, I mean on computer screen.) [[Yeah, cookies are REAL healthy!]] Shut UP!! WHOSE page is this? [[*sigh* yours…]] Alrighty then…
And CIRCUS PEANUTS! When I can find 'em... mmm…
Oh! Oh! And NECCO WAFERS!! (Remember Necco Wafers?) Again, when I can find 'em...
[[This concludes today’s recipe for a sugar coma…]] Oh, be quiet!!
"My name is Inigo Montoya... you killed my father... prepare to die!" -- The Princess Bride
"And now for something completely different..." -- Monty Python
"I've got a bad feeling about this..." -- Star Wars
"Nudge Nudge, Wink Wink, Say No More!!" -- Monty Python
"Oh, I don’t want to go among mad people." / "Oh, you can’t help that, we’re all mad here… I’m mad, you’re mad…" -- Alice in Wonderland
"There's only one thing worse than being talked about... and that's NOT being talked about!" -- Oscar Wilde
"Most people think of time as a linear progression of cause and effect, whereas in reality, time is a big ball of wibbley-wobbly, timey-wimey... stuff…" -- Doctor Who
"Whuh--well, that's easy for YOU to say!..." -- Foster Brooks
"I would like to return this Parrot I purchased not half-an-hour ago from this very boutique!" -- Monty Python
"Surely you can't be serious!" / "I AM serious... and don't call me Shirley!" -- Leslie Nielsen, Airplane
"We are the Knights Who Say... Ni!!" -- Monty Python
"Igor, help me with the bags" / "Okay, you take the blonde and I'll take the one in the turban!" -- Gene Wilder & Marty Feldman, Young Frankenstein
"...And this positively infantile preoccupation with bosoms! In all my time in this wretched, god-forsaken country, the one thing that has appalled me most of all is this preposterous preoccupation with bosoms!" -- Terry-Thomas, It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World!
[loud, echoing knocks] / "What knockers!" / "Oh, thank you, doctor." -- Gene Wilder & Teri Garr, Young Frankenstein
"What are you doing, Dave?" -- Hal 9000, 2001 A Space Odessey
"Dave's not here, man" -- Cheech & Chong
"Do you object to pets?" / "My dear, I don't object to anything!" -- Mary Ann Singleton & Mrs. Madrigal, Tales of the City
"I'll get you, my pretty... and your little dog too!" -- The Wicked Witch, The Wizard of Oz
"Does your dog bite?" / "No, he doesn't." / [growls & snapping] "I thought you said your dog does not bite!!" / "That is NOT my dog!" -- Inspector Clouseau, The Pink Panther films
"I spilled spot remover on my dog and now he's gone" -- Steven Wright
"No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!!" -- Monty Python
“A-well-a-bird-bird-bird, a bird is the word…” – Surfin’ Bird, The Trashmen
“Fishy-fishy-fishy-fish!” – Graham Chapman, Monty Python’s Meaning of Life
"Goodness, what lovely jewelry!" / "Goodness had nothing to do with it, honey!" -- Mae West
"This morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas... how he GOT in my pajamas, I'll never know!" -- Groucho Marx
"Madame Muddyootch sees all!" / "Oh yeah, didja see the car comin'?" -- Curse of the Queerwolf
"Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit outta my hat!" -- Bullwinkle J. Moose
"Again?" -- Rocket J. Squirrel
"D'oh!" -- Homer J. Simpson
"Don't have a cow, man." -- Bart Simpson
"I'm okay now, but last week I was in rough shape, ya know?" -- Rodney Dangerfield
"I have a terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side." -- Marvin the Paranoid Android, The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
“Dinner is served promptly at eight in the private dining room… those who are tardy do not get fruit cup!” -- Nurse Diesel, High Anxiety
"I can't believe you go out in these uniforms... I mean, black leather?" / "What, you would prefer yellow spandex?" -- Cyclops & Wolverine, The X-Men
"Jeez, what a foofy outfit!" -- Nick, Parting Glances
"Ooo, nice jacket! Satin?" -- Larry Smallbut, Curse of the Queerwolf
"I'm tired... sick and tired of love... I've had my fill of love... from below -- and above..." -- Madeline Kahn, Blazing Saddles
"What a lucky goil!" -- Betty Boop, Who Framed Roger Rabbit
"He's lucky! You're lucky! I'm lucky! We're all lucky!" -- Magenta, The Rocky Horror Picture Show
"Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?" -- Peter Graves, Airplane
"A one-armed man was arrested today in Central Park for annoying other boaters by continuously rowing in a circle." -- George Carlin
"You expect me to talk?" / "No, Mr. Bond, I expect you to DIE!" -- Goldfinger
“Pay -- I say, I say pay attention when I’m talkin’ to ya, son! Nice boy, but he’s about as sharp as a bowlin’ ball! That’s a joke, son! A joke!” -- Foghorn Leghorn
"Talking to you is like playing the bagpipes in an all-ukulele band!" -- some sitcom (sorry, don't remember which one they all run together)
"And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint" -- John Cleese, Monty Python & the Meaning of Life
"Now go do that voodoo that you do so WELL!" -- Harvey Korman, Blazing Saddles
"First star to the right, and straight on 'til morning!" -- Peter Pan
"What’ll we do next time?" / "What we do every time, Pinky – try to take over the world!" -- Pinky & The Brain
"Good luck, we're all counting on you!" -- Leslie Nielsen, Airplane
"We took a vote, and we're not leaving... we're NEVER leaving!" -- Jeff Goldblum, The Big Chill
"Screw you guys, I'm going' home!" -- Cartman, South Park
"T.T.F.N. - Ta-ta for now!" -- Tigger, Winnie the Pooh
"Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb!" -- Batman (Adam West)
"Good luck, we're all counting on you!" -- Leslie Nielsen, Airplane
"Always keep your bowler on in times of stress, and watch out for diabolical masterminds!" -- Mrs. Emma Peel, The Avengers
"Good luck boys! Have fun storming the castle!!" / "You think it'll work?" / "It'd take a miracle!" -- Miracle Max & Valerie, The Princess Bride
"You were in great peril!" / "Well, let me go back and face the peril!" / "No, it's too perilous!" -- Monty Python & the Holy Grail
"And what did you think, Mr. Horse?" / [musical interlude] "No sir, I didn't like it! -- Ren & Stimpy
"And the FLOWERS are STILL STANDING!" -- Bill Murray, Ghostbusters
"They're coming to take me away, haha, hoho, heehee, to the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time..." -- Napoleon VIII
"Number 9... Number 9... Number 9..." The Beatles
...and thousands of others... my mind is a steel trap for useless information!
And now, ladies and gentlemen, a Visitor from the East... a Seer, Sage, Soothsayer... All-Knowing, All-Seeing, All-Omniscient... and Part-Time Parking Attendant at Madame Maxine's... CARNAC THE MAGNIFICIENT!!!...
(Carnac holds an envelope to his temple and says) "SIS BOOM BAH."
(Ed nods and repeats) "SIS BOOM BAH!"
(Carnac tears open the envelope, pulls out a card and reads) "DESCRIBE THE SOUND MADE WHEN A SHEEP EXPLODES?"
(Ed) "HO HO HO HO!!"
This next one is truly awful...
Well, it looks like my PAGE RE-VAMP has finally slowed down… having some issues with posting from Photobucket right now, so the alterations have stopped… still adding or changing (or updating) some of the written info. I am pleased how the additional headings look (again, how can anyone leave out TELEVISION?!) The others are COMEDIANS, ARTISTS and FAVORITE QUOTATIONS (an idea I got from Facebook – not that they show them anymore!) The problem is, there are so many I can’t seem to stop adding quotations!... or Doctor Who pics… but you know the old saying… “You can never have too many Doctor Who photos!”
To start with, please enjoy this picture of my summer home…
DEPTH: Out of my
SEXUAL ORIENTATION: Gay.
ARE YOU SURE?: Ye-esssss!
Besides everything already mentioned? Visiting with friends, writing to friends (via email mostly), dining out, waiting for movies to come out on DVD since the theater is so expensive anymore, listening to great music, playing great music (or maybe I should say TRYING to play great music!), and just generally staying relaxed and at peace with the universe... which ain't easy sometimes, because of...
Lying politicians, evil corporations, high prices, high taxes, global warming, religious zealotry, bigotry, intolerance, man's inhumanity to man. Oh, and reality shows on television!! I mean, we LIVE in reality... TV is supposed to be escapism, a fantasy world we can visit to forget our troubles and the unpleasantness of the world... like lying politicians, evil corporations, high prices, high taxes, global warming, religious zealotry, bigotry, intolerance, and man's inhumanity to man.
Wait a minute!... didn't I just list all this stuff?... Okay, one more time: Music, movies, TV, stand-up comedy, reading, writing, playing guitar, gardening, taking it easy... and obsessing over the greatest television show ever made... DOCTOR WHO!
And now, your moment of Zen...