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HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU’RE OLD George Phillips of Meridian, Mississippi was going up to bed when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden shed,which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light but saw that there were people in the shed stealing things. He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your house?' and he said 'no'. Then they said that all patrols were busy... Read More
A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, 'Father, I have a problem. I have two female parrots, But they only know how to say one thing.' 'What do they say?' the priest inquired. They say, 'Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?' That's obscene!' the priest exclaimed, Then he thought for a moment. 'You know,' he said, 'I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, Which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrot... Read More
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said: "I am a Father." The little boy replied: "My Daddy doesn't wear his collar like that." The priest looked up from his book and answered: "I am the Father of many." The boy said: "My Dad has 4 boys, 4 girls, and two grandchildren, and he doesn't wear his collar that way!"&nbs... Read More
I do not mean to offend anyone. I just want to share some good natured Irish humor to start off our Sunday. Enjoy. Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find a parking place. Looking up to heaven he said, "Lord take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to Mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me Irish Whiskey!" Miraculously, a parking place appeared. Paddy looked up again and said, "Never min... Read More
When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself. A penny saved is obviously the result of a government oversight. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment. The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends. The easiest w... Read More
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