2013*10*26 Saturday EMOM'S MOUNTAIN NEWS

Welcome home, dear hearts, welcome home! Brrrrrr! Get in here and get warm. sheesh, it was 27 deg overnite. Lordy Pete! I think it got to all of 40 today. Time to get the Parka and mukluks out. I really am cute on sunny winter days...parka/mukluks and my pink bikini! Gotta' catch my tans when I can... I just made that part up about the parka...lolol 

I'm on my first cuppa and a fresh pot is perking.. I goofed the other day somehow and ended up with coffee all over the counter again. Did you know there is a 'spill the coffee' gremlin out there somewhere? No grounds in the pot itself but you should have seen the counter and the floor. I wonder if I could con the dogs into.... Nah, better not. I need to ponder on this situation for a while.

Now here is a biggy... Got an email from some reporter or newspaper today. I am not making this up... Headline/subject matter: "Obama wants to know who you are sleeping with"... OKAY? Hmmmmm... ponder ponder... I fell out of my chair in hysterics. Who am I sleeping with... ? ? ? ? The man had better have plenty of time to waste. Boy, do I have some answers for him! 

This is an old but true story...I was in the feed store buying supplies and feed and checking out the hardware aisle. Got to check out. 6 or 7 guys behind me in line. Male clerk asked me if I was lesbian 'cause I didn't have a man. Truth, so help me! (No offense meant here at all) I cracked up... got hysterical again. Told the guy, who obviously was trying to embarrass me...No, I have 4 kids, had two husbands, several fiances, and 9 million lovers... give or take a few. I am NOT taking on another to train, raise and housebreak. 

The men behind me cracked up... clerk turned red. And I was only in my 60's then and I haven't improved! lololol

Anyway, back to the "O" question... sleeping with??? lolol At one time or another, Lilyputz, Pyggs, Monty, Winslow, Delilah, Houdi, Homer, the humongous Newbie, ah, hmmm... maybe I'd best go at this from the other side... Who I HAVEN'T slept with.

Make that Sam, the mule, none of the chickens. Nor the snapping turtle who visited one day. None of the frogs or toads altho I did find a frog under the fridge one day. (I didn't ask!)

I guess that's it for now. Take care all of mine. Go in safety always. Remember to be careful what you ask, you may not want to hear the answer! lololol

Many hugs, much love and lots of lafter.... meems, the TerMOMinator