Title: EMOM'S MOUNTAIN NEWS*Sunday
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Blog Entry: v\:* {behavior:url(#default#VML);} o\:* {behavior:url(#default#VML);} w\:* {behavior:url(#default#VML);} .shape {behavior:url(#default#VML);} Normal 0 MicrosoftInternetExplorer4 st1\:*{behavior:url(#ieooui) } /* Style Definitions */ table.MsoNormalTable {mso-style-name:"Table Normal"; mso-tstyle-rowband-size:0; mso-tstyle-colband-size:0; mso-style-noshow:yes; mso-style-parent:""; mso-padding-alt:0in 5.4pt 0in 5.4pt; mso-para-margin:0in; mso-para-margin-bottom:.0001pt; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:10.0pt; font-family:"Times New Roman";} EMOM’S MOUNTAIN NEWS Sunday * 2014*6*8 Welcome home, dear hearts, welcome home! Coffee, donuts, ice cream ( Rocky Road ) punkin pie… and all with NOOOOO calories. These green eyes have been busy making things up… just for the fun of it! Lololol Now, I have given a lot of time pondering on a problem that some of us develop as we go along time-wise. Getting to the doorway of the ‘other room’… and finding that we have no idea why we are standing there…What did I want? Hmm! Well, I have come up with a solution to end all solutions! Carry a ball point pen and write the item’ names on the palm of the opposite hand!!!! The ink washes off and no one else will be the wiser… and just think how intelligent you will appear to the neighbors….(Gee, just ask Paula; she has a fantastic memory…) My motto is becoming: ‘whatever works’! lolol Been having an after dark prowler lately… Houdie and Homer throwing fits… as usual in the direction of the lower end of the property over the creek. This has been occurring for the last 5 or 6 nights. Well, my patience is worn thin right now… Well, a truer statement would be “I have NO patience” with that kind of nonsense right now! Dogs alarm barking… Meems grabs the pistol and calmly walks out onto the back porch. I check to see where my critters are…(I was right- they are looking toward the confluence of the creeks. I point the pistol up stream and fire one round! Bellow “I’ve had enuf!” turned around and came back inside. Ya know, it really got quiet after that. Another bit of info… gun is 9 round… One chamber loaded with hollow point alternates with a round loaded with bird shot. Another bit of info… Snap shooting or aiming, the first shot always hits below the belly button… Truth! So help me! Guess that’s it for now. Take care all of mine; go in safety always. Remember not to mess with lil ol’ ladies. It could get you airiated! Lolol Many hugs, much love and lots of laffter Meems the TerMOMinatorc
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