Title: THANKSGIVING AT GRANDMA'S HOUSE
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Blog Entry: THANKSGIVING AT GRANDMA'S HOUSE The day of Thanksgiving was finally here but Johnny's grandmother had a pain in her rear. She couldn't even open her recipe book or prepare any meal she had wanted to cook. The pain from her hemorrhoids was just so severe she muffled her cries so Johnny couldn't hear. Her Motrin did nothing and the cremes she applied did little to quell her deep pain inside. Her plans for the turkey little Johnny would eat was like a rock in the freezer she dare not reheat. And then little Johnny had a wonderful thought He defrosted a drumstick his grandmother had bought. "I think you'l feel better". he said to his granny "If you shove this huge drumstick way up in your fanny". And just moments later, came an encouraging word "My ass feels much better" is what little Johnny heard. Then seeing the smile from his grandma's relief he opened the frig and took out a corned beef.
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