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Save Me From My First Responders
Posted On 10/21/2020 23:53:43 by texasjane
You know you are going to have an off day when you go to get your morning coffee, step on a dog toy, stumble into a frig that has been there forever and get your leg and oxygen hose tangled in  leg of a stool in the kitchen.  It took me almost fifteen minutes from getting up from a chair to broken leg in the kitchen.My problems did not actually start when I broke my leg.  It was when I screamed at the top of my lungs in pain.  I had landed on the floor rather hard.  My l... Read More



An Affair, Remember?
Posted On 10/20/2020 11:35:20 by texasjane
On the news today I saw a story about a woman who celebrated her birthday by jumping out of a plane.  She was one hundred and two.  Then I remembered my grandmother's older sister, Lilly, celebrating her birthday when she was also one hundred and two.
Lilly, was a real hoot.  She wore a bussell because she did not have much of a bottom.  I used to get a kick out of watching her turn her back to a mirror, then hold another mirror up so she could see what she looked like fro... Read More



A Wakeup Call
Posted On 09/18/2020 08:58:04 by texasjane
I can't talk, what is in my mouth. I have a gag in my mouth. My hip hurts. Where am I, what is going on here? I can't see much. My hands are tied behind me. I can't think of anyone who wanted me to shut up that much. How did they get me under here? Who ever they are. I don't really hear anything.
Oscar is jumping up and down, waving his arms and chatting up a storm. He is doing it too fast I can't interpret squirrel that fast. I can see a little bit of the yard. It looks like I... Read More



Life Lessons
Posted On 09/05/2020 03:47:06 by texasjane
My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside.  I just finished cleaning."My mother taught me RELIGION.  "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.  "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!My mother taught me LOGIC.  "Because I said so, that's why."My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing... Read More



Seniors Watching Out for Each Other
Posted On 09/04/2020 18:55:08 by texasjane
I was in the store the other day. We all looked like a bunch of bandits waiting to check out. I noticed a woman in another line was purchasing a small gun. I looked at this white haired woman and wondered if the news of the day had caused her to make such a purchase.Then she started to check out. The cashier's cell phone rang, he did not look up but started playing with his cell phone. Without looking up he said, "Strip down." Now, the poor woman shrugged her shoulders and removed her hat. ... Read More



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