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*Sometimes the truth hurts!!!!!!!

A little girl asked her mother, 'How did the human race appear?'

The mother answered, 'God made Adam and Eve and they had children and Then all mankind was made.'

Two days later the girl asked her father the same question.

The father answered, 'Many years ago there were monkeys from which the Human race evolved.'

The confused girl returned to her mother and said, 'Mom, how is it Possible that you told me the human race was crea... Read More

 Grandma's Off Her Rocker ! Since NOTH came to town
Grandma, can't be found!
In the dim and distant past
When lifes tempo wasn't fast
Grandma, used to rock and knit
Corchet, fuss and baby sit.


When we were in a jam
We could always count on Gram
In the age of gracious living
Grandmas life was one of giving.


BUT TODAY.....OH DEAR< WHERE IS GRAM ?>


Well, grandma's in the gym
exercising and getting slim
She's off touri... Read More

  These bring back memories & make me smile.  Hope you enjoy them, too.
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE .
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"
4. My mother taught me... Read More

             The 23rd PoundMy appetite is my shepherd; I always want.It maketh me sit down and stuff myself.It leadeth me to my refrigerator repeatedly.It leadeth me in the path of Burger King for a Whopper.It destroyeth my shape.Yea, though I knoweth I gaineth, I will not stop eatingFor the food tasteth so good.The ice cream and the cookies, they comfort me.When the table is spread before me, it exciteth meFor I knoweth that I sooneth sh... Read More

      The Haircut

One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut.
After the cut he asked about his bill and the barber replies, 
'I cannot accept money from you.  I'm doing community service this
week.'  The florist was pleased and left the shop. 
 
When the barber goes to open his shop the next morning there is a
'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.
 
Later, a cop comes in for a... Read More

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