 |
[-] |
|
Tag: humor
Viewing 26 - 30 out of 32 Blogs.
| Page:
|
|
|
6 |
|
The Love Dress A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house .She knocked on the door then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room. "What are you doing?" she asked. " I'm waiting for Mike to come home from worK" the daughter-in- law answered. "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress", the daughter-in-law explained. " Love dress. But YOU... Read More
"Hanging out shirts in the dirty breeze And after it rains there's a rainbow And all of the colors are black, It's not that the colors aren't there It's just imagination they lack. Everything's the same back in my little town." Lyrics from "My Little Town" by Paul Simon The Calendar I don't know if My Little Town lacks imagination or not, but politically correct, it ain't. Not anymore. I went to the mailbox today (you know one of the rural mailboxes that sits about tw... Read More
Do you pick up a penguin by his wings or his feet Or lure him inside by offering a treat? Do you tease him and taunt him and spin him around Or do you set him a'sailing and run him aground? Do you pickle his feathers in olives and oil Or cook him on stove top at medium boil? Or do you just look and wish you could be A penguin like Lester or a poet like me? Do you see his tuxedo and laugh in his face Or spray him with paint and his beauty disgrace? Do you wan... Read More
LAUGH IT OFF Ever got the feeling that life's a little too tight—like an ill- fitting shoe? Commitments are piling up and you're taking things much too seriously? You either can't get to sleep or you wake up at two in the morning and spend the next three hours doing nothing It's enough to make a grown man or woman scream. So, instead of blaming others or feeling sorry, or planning a jump from the Golden Gate... Read More
It seems that in 1522 a man named Rahul Lanius Kandul owned a small sundry shop in Tarvarnes, Bulgaria called "Kandul's & Such" (quaint name, don't you think?). Rahul and his wife Laticha, along with tiny son Rahul, Jr. ran the small family shop for several years before running into financial difficulties. Laticha, fed up with Rahul's (senior) paltry income, had an affair with Charles Howard Hinesworth, a wealthy American entrepreneur and statesman. Delighted with his financial succes... Read More
| Page:
|
|
|
6 |
|
|
