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THANKSGIVING AT GRANDMA'S HOUSE
Posted On: 11/25/2020 08:46:37
THANKSGIVING AT GRANDMA'S HOUSE
The day of Thanksgiving
was finally here
but Johnny's grandmother
had a pain in her rear.
She couldn't even open
her recipe book
or prepare any meal
she had wanted to cook.
The pain from her hemorrhoids
was just so severe
she muffled her cries
so Johnny couldn't hear.
Her Motrin did nothing
and the cremes she applied
did little to quell
her deep pain inside.
Her plans for the turkey
little Johnny would eat
was like a rock in the freezer
she dare not reheat.
And then little Johnny
had a wonderful thought
He defrosted a drumstick
his grandmother had bought.
"I think you'l feel better".
he said to his granny
"If you shove this huge drumstick
way up in your fanny".
And just moments later,
came an encouraging word
"My ass feels much better"
is what little Johnny heard.
Then seeing the smile
from his grandma's relief
he opened the frig
and took out a corned beef.


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Viewing 1 - 2 out of 2 Comments

01/13/2021 19:52:01

That's so cute.  Was it based on a childhood memory?



11/27/2020 01:08:07

I have never had Thanksgiving explained in such a way.  I guess this is my new experience for the day.




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