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Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer. In a trial, a southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Sanders, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Desmond. I've known you since you were a young boy and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and... Read More
Just thought I'd share this little story with you. Hope it makes you smile Two weeks ago on Saturday morning, I went to Dickie Bird's cage to take his cover off ready for the new day. It has been a very cold winter here in Tasmania. To my distress, the little fella was on the bottom of the cage, looking like he was going to depart this world any minute. I put the cover back on the cage to let nature take its course. I have always had budgies and know that this is the way... Read More
For Parents, Grandparents, Aunts and Uncles I just knew you would all like this one! To those of us who have children in our lives, whether they are our own, grandchildren, nieces, nephews, or students... here is something to make you chuckle. Whenever your children are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God's omnipotence did not extend to His own children. After creating... Read More
As You Slide Down the Banister of Life, remember: 1. Jim Baker and Jimmy Swaggert have written an impressive new book. It's called ......... 'Ministers Do More Than Lay People.' 2. Transvestite: A guy who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. 3. The difference between the Pope and your boss, the Pope only exp... Read More
Preacher's wife pregnant again. Grandma gets it right... The pastor's wife was expecting a baby, so he stood before the congregation and asked for a raise.? After much discussion, they passed a rule that whenever the preacher's family expanded, so wouldhis paycheck. After 6 children, this started to get expensive and the congregation decided to hold another meeting to discuss the preacher's expanding salary. A great deal of yelling and inner bickering ensued, a... Read More
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