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Dear LuvSnow,

I must say I am very upset and disappointed. Although, you sent me an invitation to your meat loaf dinner last night, you neglected to tell ME the time. You obviously put the time on everyone else's invitation because even KiwiBarb came from New Zealand. With the time differences in our geographical locations, by the time I arrived it was over. The snow was so deep that I couldn't make it up the driveway. I did however notice all the tire tracks, foot prints, monkey prints,... Read More

SONGS FROM THE HOSPITAL HIT PARADE "I'll be Sewing You" "Red Cells in the Sunset" "It's Spleen a Long, Long Time" "It Had to Be Flu" "On the Bonny Banks of Glaucoma" "Gonna Take a Sentimental Gurney" "The Staphs and Streps Forever" "Old Man's Liver" "I've Grown Accustomed to Her Brace" "The Girl from Emphysema" "MRI Blue?" "My Melancolicky Baby" "From Here to Maternity"   All suggestion welcomed valentine... Read More

Walk upon the screaming grounds, each step takes us on a different past
we try to carry on, but you hold us back
We get used to the pain, 'cause we feel it every day
We get used to the lies,'cause the truths so far away
Walk upon the screaming grounds, no respect for the dead
you see what you want to see, is nothing sacred? the past is just an echo we hear in the pages of books
but how can we let go of something we could never touch
were given the freedom of speech but you... Read More

Catching Wild Pigs

A chemistry professor in a large college had some exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in the lab the Professor noticed one young man (exchange student) who kept rubbing his back, and stretching as if his back hurt.

The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country's governme... Read More

Word of the Day   Egregious [e·gre·gious] adj.   Conspicuously bad or offensive. "The judge's conduct was egregious." * "Assumption is the mother of all screwups." - Anonymous *   When we finished a personality assessment at work, I asked
my friend Dan if he would share the results with his wife.   "That would require me to go home and say, 'Hi, honey. I
just paid someone $400 to tell me what's wrong with me,'"
he said. "And based on that, considering we... Read More

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