Your flatmate says hes busy tonight but you know better. The cheeky sod is just trying to beat you home to grab that ice cold can of Carling from the fridge and nick prime position in front of the footy on the comfy chair. Beat him to it!
Before you can enter the holy gates of heaven, you must perform a number of good deeds by helping the depressed. Do you have what it takes to be a Holy Cow?