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If you have maps, pictures or large sheets of paper and you want to roll them for storage so there are no creases, use the empty toilet paper rolls. Just roll your paper and slide into the empty rolls. Some need two or even three on them. That way they are all uniform in size and stay rolled real nice. Rubberbands are no good because they crease and when they get too old they come apart or get sticky. good luck. Jtiger
This is beautiful http://www.riversongs.com/greetings/eagles.html
How do you store your extention cords? How many times did you get the wrong size? I very rarely use them, but I found a great way to store them. The cardboard tube left from your toilet tissue can be marked with the footage of the length of the extention cord. fold the cord gently and tuck it in the tube so the cord sticks out at each end. They stack nicely and neatly. Now when you want a 6 foot cord, the tube will show you and you will have the right size. It is unsafe to store these in the garage due to the extreme heat. So find a convenient place in the house to store them.
Subject: Word Puzzle
I am only sending this to my smart friends. I could not figure it
out and had to look at the answer. See if you can figure out what these
words have in common.
1 Banana
2 Dresser
3 Grammar
4 Potato
5 Revive
6 Uneven
7 Assess
Are you peeking or have you already given up?
Give it another try . Look at each word carefully.
(You'll kick yourself when you discover the answer.)
This Is Cool.
Answer: No, it is not that they all have at least 2 double letters.
(Thought I had the answer, but I did not go far enough.)
Scroll down for the answer
Answer: In all of the words listed, if you take the first letter,
place it at the end of the word, and then spell the word backwards, it will
be the same word.
Did you figure it out? Just send it to more people and stump them;
then, you'll feel better, too.
Four Worms and a Lesson. A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil. At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results: The first worm in alcohol - Dead. The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead. Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead. Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive. So the Minister asked the congregation - What can you learn from this demonstration? Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said, 'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!' That pretty much ended the service --
Did I read that sign right?
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW
In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT
In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS
In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN
In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD
Outside a secondhand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?
Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS
Spotted in a safari park:(I sure hope so)
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR
Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR
Notice in a farmer's field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.
Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS
On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK)
Hi everyone that owns an indoor cat. Here is a hint you may want to try. We use clumping kitty litter and scoop the kitty litter messes into a plactic bag from shopping. We then put the bag full into a Diaper Genie that you use for babies. That way it is always by the kitty litter pans where it is handy, it doesn't smell, and we empty it on rubbish day. It is the best idea we have tried. We got the Diaper Genie from our daughter when she was done with it from potty training her kids. Garage sales also have them cheap. If you don't want to buy the plactic cartridges that go into the Genie you can use a big black plastic bag. We buy the refills when they are on sale or with a coupon. Happy scooping? Jtiger 
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