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Crabby Old Man When an old man died in the geriatric ward of a nursing home in North Platte , Nebraska , it was believed that he had nothing left of any value.
Later, when the nurses were going through his meager possessions, they found this poem. Its quality and content so impressed the staff that copies were made and distributed to every nurse in the hospital. One nurse took her copy to Missouri . The old man's sole bequest to posterity has since appeared in the Christmas edition of the News Magazine of the St. Louis Association for Mental Health. A slide presentation has also been made based on his simple, but eloquent, poem.
And this little old man, with nothing left to give to the world, is now the author of this 'anonymous' poem winging across the Internet.
Crabby Old Man
What do you see nurses? . . . .. . What do you see? What are you thinking . . . . . When you're looking at me? A crabby old man . . . . . Not very wise, Uncertain of habit . . . . . With faraway eyes?
Who dribbles his food . . . . . And makes no reply. When you say in a loud voice . . . . . 'I do wish you'd try!' Who seems not to notice . . . . . The things that you do. And forever is losing . . . . . A sock or shoe?
Who, resisting or not . . . . . Lets you do as you will, With bathing and feeding . . . . . The long day to fill? Is that what you're thinking? . . . . . Is that what you see? Then open your eyes, nurse . . . . . You're not looking at me.
I'll tell you who I am. . . . . . As I sit here so still, As I do at your bidding, . . . . . As I eat at your will. I'm a small child of Ten . .. . . . With a father and mother, Brothers and sisters . . . . . Who love one another.
A young boy of Sixteen . . . . With wings on his feet... Dreaming that soon now . . . . . A lover he'll meet. A groom soon at Twenty . . . . . My heart gives a leap. Remembering, the vows . . . . .. That I promised to keep.
At Twenty-Five, now . . . . . I have young of my own. Who need me to guide . . . .. . And a secure happy home. A man of Thirty . . . . . My young now grown fast, Bound to each other . . . . . With ties that should last.
At Forty, my young sons . . . . . Have grown and are gone, But my woman's beside me . . . . . To see I don't mourn. At Fifty, once more, babies play 'round my knee, Again, we know children . . . . .. My loved one and me.
Dark days are upon me . . . . . My wife is now dead. I look at the future . . . . . Shudder with dread. For my young are all rearing . . . . . Young of their own. And I think of the years . . . . . And the love that I've known.
I'm now an old man . . . . . And nature is cruel. Tis jest to make old age . . . .. . Look like a fool. The body, it crumbles . . . . . Grace and vigor, depart. There is now a stone . .. . . Where I once had a heart.
But inside this old carcass . . . . . A young guy still dwells, And now and again . . . . . My battered heart swells. I remember the joys . . . .. . I remember the pain. And I'm loving and living . . . .. . Life over again.
I think of the years, all too few . . . . . Gone too fast. And accept the stark fact . . . . That nothing can last. So open your eyes, people . . . . . Open and see. Not a crabby old man . . . Look closer . . . See ME!!
Remember this poem when you next meet
An older person who you might brush aside
Without looking at the young soul within.
We will all, one day, be there, too!
PLEASE SHARE THIS POEM
The best and most beautiful things of
This world can't be seen or touched.
They must be felt by the heart.
&nb sp; Aging Gracefully Just before the funeral services, the undertaker came up to the very elderly widow and asked, "How old was your husband?" "98," she replied. "Two years older than me" "So you're 96," the undertaker commented. She responded, "Hardly worth going home, is it? I've sure gotten old! I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have my driver's license. My memory's not as sharp as it used to be. Also, my memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
Know how to prevent sagging? Just eat till the wrinkles fill out.
It's scary when you start making the same noises as your coffee maker. These days about half the stuff in my shopping cart says, "For fast relief."
THE SENILITY PRAYER : Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
Always Remember This: You don't stop laughing because you grow old, You grow old because you stop laughing.
Texas Rancher A man owned a small ranch near San Antonio. The Texas Dept of Labor claimed he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent out to interview him. “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,” demanded the agent. Well,” replied the farmer, “there’s my farm hand who’s been with me for 3 years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board. Then there’s the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of bourbon every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.” “That’s the guy I want to talk to .. the half-wit,” says the agent. “That would be me,” replied the Rancher.
TWO OLD MEN (BUBBA & JIMBO) BUBBA AND JIMBO DECIDED THEY ARE CLOSE TO THEIR LAST DAYS AND DECIDED TO HAVE A LAST NIGHT ON THE TOWN.. AFTER A FEW DRINKS, THEY END UP AT THE LOCAL BROTHEL. THE MADAM TAKES ONE LOOK AT THE TWO OLD GEEZERS AND WHISPERS TO HER MANAGER, 'GO UP TO THE FIRST TWO BEDROOMS AND PUT AN INFLATED DOLL IN EACH BED. THESE TWO ARE SO OLD AND DRUNK, I'M NOT WASTING TWO OF MY GIRLS ON THEM. THEY WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE.' THE MANAGER DOES AS HE IS TOLD AND THE TWO OLD MEN GO UPSTAIRS AND TAKE CARE OF THEIR BUSINESS. AS THEY ARE WALKING HOME BUBBA SAYS,'YOU KNOW, I THINK MY GIRL WAS DEAD!' 'DEAD?' SAYS JIMBO, 'WHY DO YOU SAY THAT?' 'WELL, SHE NEVER MOVED OR MADE A SOUND ALL THE TIME I WAS LOVING HER.' JIMBO SAYS, 'COULD BE WORSE I THINK MINE WAS A WITCH.' 'A WITCH ??. . WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU SAY THAT?' 'WELL, I WAS MAKING LOVE TO HER, KISSING HER ON THE NECK, AND I GAVE HER A LITTLE BITE, THEN SHE FARTED AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW.... TOOK MY TEETH WITH HER! (AND I AM STILL LOOKING FOR MY TEETH!!!!!)
D AND FLEW OUT THE WINDOW.... TOOK MY TEETH WITH HER!
> >> Grandma's Hands > >> > >> Grandma, some ninety plus years, sat feebly on the patio bench. She > >> didn't move, just sat with her head down staring at her hands. > >> > >> When I sat down beside her she didn't acknowledge my presence and the > >> longer I sat I wondered if she was OK. > >> > >> Finally, not really wanting to disturb her but wanting to check on her > >> at the same time, I asked her if she was OK. She raised her head and > >> looked at me and smiled. 'Yes, I'm fine, thank you for asking,' she said > >> in a clear voice strong. > >> > >> 'I didn't mean to disturb you, grandma, but you were just sitting here > >> staring at your hands and I wanted to make sure you were OK,' I explained > >> to her. > >> > >> 'Have you ever looked at your hands,' she asked.. 'I mean really looked > >> at your hands?' > >> > >> I slowly opened my hands and stared down at them. I turned them over, > >> palms up and then palms down. No, I guess I had never really looked at my > >> hands as I tried to figure out the point she was making. > >> > >> Grandma smiled and related this story: > >> > >> 'Stop and think for a moment about the hands you have, how they have > >> served you well throughout your years. These hands, though wrinkled > >> shriveled and weak have been the tools I have used all my life to reach > >> out and grab and embrace life. > >> > >> 'They braced and caught my fall when as a toddler I crashed upon the > >> floor.. > >> > >> They put food in my mouth and clothes on my back. As a child, my mother > >> taught me to fold them in prayer. They tied my shoes and pulled on my > >> boots. They held my husband and wiped my tears when he went off to war. > >> > >> 'They have been dirty, scraped and raw, swollen and bent. They were > >> uneasy and clumsy when I tried to hold my newborn son. Decorated with my > >> wedding band they showed the world that I was married and loved someone > >> special > >> > >> They wrote my letters to him and trembled and shook when I buried my > >> parents and spouse. > >> > >> 'They have held my children and grandchildren, consoled neighbors, and > >> shook in fists of anger when I didn't understand. > >> > >> They have covered my face, combed my hair, and washed and cleansed the > >> rest of my body. They have been sticky and wet, bent and broken, dried > >> and raw. And to this day when not much of anything else of me works real > >> well these hands hold me up, lay me down, and again continue to fold in > >> prayer. > >> > >> 'These hands are the mark of where I've been and the ruggedness of > >> life... > >> > >> But more importantly it will be these hands that God will reach out and > >> take when he leads me home. And with my hands He will lift me to His side > >> and there I will use these hands to touch the face of God.' > >> > >> I will never look at my hands the same again. But I remember God > >> reached out and took my grandma's hands and led her home. When my hands > >> are hurt or sore or when I stroke the face of my children and husband I > >> think of grandma. I know she has been stroked and caressed and held by > >> the hands of God. > >> > >> I, too, want to touch the face of God and feel His hands upon my face. > >> > >> When you receive this, say a prayer for the person who sent it to you, > >> and watch God's answer to prayer work in your life. Let's continue > >> praying for one another. > >> > >> Passing this on to anyone you consider a friend will bless you both.. > >> > >> Passing this on to one not yet considered a friend is something God > >> would do.
Shingles A fellow walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles." So she took down his name, address, and medical insurance number and told him to have a seat. A few minutes later a nurse's aid came out and asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles." So she took down his height, weight, and a complete medical history and told him to wait in the examining room. Ten minutes later a nurse came in and asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles." So she gave him a blood test, an electrocardiogram, took his blood pressure and told him to take off all of his clothes and wait for the doctor, Fifteen minutes later the doctor came in and asked him what he had. He said, "Shingles." The doctor said, "Where?" He said, "Outside in the truck. Where do you want them?"
A city boy moved to the country and bought a mule from an old farmer.
The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, but I have some bad news. The mule died."
"Well, then, just give me my money back."
"Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
"OK, then. Just unload the mule."
"What ya gonna do with him?"
"I'm going to raffle him off."
"You can't raffle off a dead mule!"
"Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."
A month later the farmer met up with the city boy and asked, "Whatever happened with that dead mule?"
"I raffled him off. I sold a hundred tickets at two dollars apiece and made a hundred ninety-eight dollar profit.
"Didn't anyone complain?"
"Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back".
Senior Love There were these two elderly people living in a Florida mobile home park. He was a widower and she a widow. They had known one another for a number of years. One evening there was a community supper in the big activity center. These two were at the same table, across from one another. As the meal went on, he made a few admiring glances at her and finally gathered up his courage to ask her, "Will you marry me?" After about six seconds of careful consideration, she answered. "Yes, Yes, I will." The meal ended and with a few more pleasant exchanges, they went to their respective places. Next morning, he was troubled. "Did she say 'yes' or did she say 'no'?" He couldn't remember. Try as he would, he just could not recall. Not even a faint memory. With trepidation, he went to the telephone and called her. First, he explained to her that he didn't remember as well as he used to. Then he reviewed the lovely evening past. As he gained a little more courage, he then inquired of her,
"When I asked if you would marry me, did you say 'Yes' or did you say 'No'?" He was delighted to hear her say, "Why, I said, 'Yes, yes I will' and I meant it with all my heart." Then she continued, "And I am so glad that you called, because I couldn't remember who had asked me."
Heaven's Playground When children go to Heaven What do they do all day Is there someone up there To join with them in play? Will there be someone to hold them And cuddle them with love Will they teach them how to fly With the Angels up above? I think I know the answer And it fills my heart with joy A place called Heaven's Playground For every girl and boy. There are Angels blowing bubbles Lovely music fills the air Tiny pups to play with I know they're happy there.
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