EMOM'S MOUNTAIN NEWS - Thursday - 2013*7*18

Welcome home, dear hearts, welcome home...

WHAT HAVE I DONE? LOLOLOL I swear to you all that some men are so hard to get along with. Sheesh... But, before I forget, come on in and cool off. Same as yesterday, miserable mean and hot out there.

Men: (Ladies, you're the only ones supposed to be reading this by the way!) There ain't no way to please 'em! Trust me, I know.

First of all, I get a very nice email from Sanfordian2...how am i; am I ok? I respond. Today, I get a lovely email from my buddy in Germany... Albin says pretty much the same thing. I respond.

And now I get a nastygram from the Marv. Same type questions but... (Picture below) Trust me I am giggling here... I gotta big gotcha comin' up for the Marv! As follows::::He threatens to post a ''red lite'' Tuesday nite special for my '''Candle Lit Dinners for the Guys'''! OK... I think this is a great idea! I just might even give him a .01% pay for each new customer who buys (as in believes) his ads. Now, as the Marv lives on the west coast, I have some questions to ask.......

Does this now make me an interstate business? Do I need to notify Kelly's office about the enlarged venue? The State? The Feds? The CIA? should I reserve a suite at Guantanamo and wait for the barge to come in? I could go on but I have a bad case of the giggles right now... Ya know, I can be funny sometimes...

GOTCHA, BRAT! Woo hoooooo.... This is almost as good as the outhouses I gave for Christmas.

Anyway, I WAS gonna' continue the story about my last trip to town but this came up instead... You know me, go with the flow/floe! lololol

Take care all of mine... go in safety always. Remember, you can forward any/all of the News to family and friends ... especially those in the military. I watched two of the Coast Guard programs on the Weather Channel last nite and cried a lot. Way to go mine!

Many hugs, lots of love and lafter your way.... meems