RUDOLPH'S STORMY ENCOUNTER
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
had
some bouts with body lice
and if you ever saw him
he'd be bathing in some ice.
All of the other reindeers
only got venereal disease.
They never knew poor Rudolph
also was attacked by fleas.
Then one stormy Christmas Eve
Rudolph ran away.
He felt so ashamed that night
embarrassed, scorned, and so uptight.
Then in some distant forest
was heard for miles some hunter's gun.
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
was now some party's venison.
