It's one of the most talked-about holiday traditions, and if you're in need of a unique Valentine's Day gift, the Bronx Zoo in New York has just the thing.

The "Name a Roach" gift package is back, giving you the chance to symbolically name one of the zoo's giant Madagascar hissing cockroaches.

So I've decided to name one of these large cockroaches for my wife after 30 years of marriage and harmony This gift will certainly outlast a box of Russell Stover chocolate .

I had originally planned to name a faint asteroid in the Andromeda galaxy for my wife but I can't imagine a better gift than naming a cockroach for her. I hope she'll be pleased and surprised .The non-stick frying pan I bought her last year still has an imprint of my forehead in it.